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OpenSPOT 07 · DROP 001

The Bin

Where most advertising ends up anyway.

Take The Bin

Opening price

$1

Nobody holds this yet.
Yours until someone outbids you.

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Without one we show your brand name as text.

The objective

Survive 7 days
→ we print you on the real bin.

The Bin, the real object behind this spot
The real bin. This is where your name goes.Photographed, not rendered

real bathroom. real ownership. bad financial decision.

Your $1 gets you

  • 01

    You own The Bin immediately.

  • 02

    Survive 7 days and we print + install you on the real thing.

  • 03

    Get flushed later and your name still stays in the record forever.

The record

0 holders

0 holders

nobody has owned this yet. pay $1 and become line #1 forever.

Losing it never erases your line here. Taking it only adds one.

Post this bad decision

Proof

Installation pending

No install photo yet.

Nobody has held the bin for seven straight days. When somebody does, we print their name, stick it on the real bin, photograph it, and it appears here.

Completely made-up metrics

Parody, not measured data

None of the following are real analytics. They are jokes. We do not measure anything in this bathroom, and we would not tell you if we did.

Symbolism
On the nose
Lid
Real bamboo
Self-awareness
Included at no extra cost
The boring part ↓
  • Payment is final. Anyone can take this placement from you later by paying more, and being outbid does not entitle you to a refund.
  • If two people pay in the same moment, the first wins and the other is refunded in full, automatically.
  • No traffic, clicks or ROI is guaranteed. This is a novelty placement.
  • Every holder is kept on the public record, including you, after somebody takes it back.
  • You keep your trademark. We may remove content that is illegal, hateful, deceptive or adult. See the sponsorship terms.

A genuinely nice bamboo-lidded pedal bin. Your logo on the one object in marketing whose purpose everyone already understands.

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