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Own a piece
of my toilet

12 real pieces of my bathroom.
empty spots start at $1.
steal an owned one for $1 more than its holder paid.

Take a spot →See the record

real bathroom. real ownership. bad financial decision.

Spots, all takeable

12

From

$1

Held

1

Lot map - one real bathroomTap a marker
The real bathroom: every marked placement on the toilet, tank, walls, floor, bin and brush can be taken for a dollar more than its holder paidClaim-itclaim-it.lol ›

My actual toilet. Unretouched. Nine marked spots across the room, plus three single tiles.

The throne

Current holderClaim-itpaid $1steal the throne - $2

Nobody keeps this.
Everybody can take it

  1. 01take a spot.
  2. 02someone can steal it for $1 more.
  3. 03your name stays in the record forever.
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The catalogue

Twelve spots.
One bathroom

Spots 01-04, the main four. Hold any spot for 7 straight days and your logo gets printed, installed on the real object, and photographed as proof.

01Held

The Throne

Category leader.

The seat itself. Roughly 40 cm viewing distance, an audience that is seated and committed, and a 0% ad-blocker rate.

Photo of The Throne

Take it for

Claim-it

Held since Aug 31, 2026

STEAL THE THRONE - $2
02Open

The Wall

Out-of-home advertising. Very, very out of home.

The largest uninterrupted surface in the room and the one thing directly in the line of sight. The Times Square of this bathroom, which is not saying much.

Photo of The Wall

Opening price

$1

Yours until someone outbids you.

TAKE THE WALL - $1
03Open

The Tank

Large format. Load-bearing.

A big flat panel at eye level, the closest thing this room has to a hero banner. Currently occupied by the word PLASSON, which paid nothing.

Photo of The Tank

Opening price

$1

Yours until someone outbids you.

TAKE THE TANK - $1
04Open

The Flush

High-intent interaction.

Small placement, enormous intent. Every session ends here and every visitor touches it. There is no equivalent surface anywhere in advertising.

Photo of The Flush

Opening price

$1

Yours until someone outbids you.

TAKE THE FLUSH - $1

Spots 05-09, the rest of the room

05The Inner ThroneOpenMembers-only viewing.TAKE THE INNER THRONE - $1
06The Toilet PaperOpenNative advertising.TAKE THE ROLL - $1
07The BinOpenWhere most ad budgets end up.TAKE THE BIN - $1
08The FloorOpenLow placement. Lower expectations.TAKE THE FLOOR - $1
09The Toilet BrushOpenBrand safety sold separately.TAKE THE BRUSH - $1

Single tiles T1-T3, one square of the bathroom

One square of wall or floor, sold on its own. Same $1 opening price as everything else in the room.

T1Wall Tile 01OpenOne tile. That is the whole product.TAKE A TILE - $1
T2Wall Tile 02OpenIts neighbour. Marginally better lit.TAKE THE OTHER TILE - $1
T3Floor Tile 01OpenThe lowest placement in the building.TAKE THE FLOOR TILE - $1

Four steps

How this ridiculous
thing works

01

Take it

Pick a real part of my bathroom. Empty spots start at $1.

02

It's yours

The moment you pay, you hold it until somebody pays a dollar more.

03

Survive 7 days

Hold it for 7 straight days and I print your logo, stick it on the real object, and photograph it as proof.

04

Stay on the record

Get flushed later and your name stays here forever.

Payment is final. Being outbid is not a refund. Nothing is guaranteed.

Spot terms

You are not
buying views.
You are buying
the toilet

Fair enough, show me the spots

You are buying

  • Temporary ownership of a real bathroom object
  • A permanent line in its record
  • Physical installation if you survive 7 days
  • Something ridiculous to post on X

You are not buying

  • Guaranteed views
  • Clicks
  • Customers
  • Dignity

Activity

The bathroom,
live

12,585 have visited all time

  • Claim-it took The Throne first, for $1.

Permanent record

The record

Main spots 01-09

  1. 01The ThroneClaim-it logoClaim-it
  2. 02The WallNever heldOpen
  3. 03The TankNever heldOpen
  4. 04The FlushNever heldOpen
  5. 05The Inner ThroneNever heldOpen
  6. 06The Toilet PaperNever heldOpen
  7. 07The BinNever heldOpen
  8. 08The FloorNever heldOpen
  9. 09The Toilet BrushNever heldOpen

Tiles T1-T3

  1. T1Wall Tile 01Never heldOpen
  2. T2Wall Tile 02Never heldOpen
  3. T3Floor Tile 01Never heldOpen

Everyone who has held a spot is recorded here permanently, in order. Losing a spot never removes you from this list.

A dollar gets you in. Anyone can take it back

Twelve spots, all of them takeable. Empty ones start at $1.

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