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OpenSPOT 09 · DROP 001

The Toilet Brush

Our most affordable crisis-adjacent placement.

Take The Toilet Brush

Opening price

$1

Nobody holds this yet.
Yours until someone outbids you.

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The objective

Survive 7 days
→ we print you on the real toilet brush.

The Toilet Brush, the real object behind this spot
The real toilet brush. This is where your name goes.Photographed, not rendered

real bathroom. real ownership. bad financial decision.

Your $1 gets you

  • 01

    You own The Toilet Brush immediately.

  • 02

    Survive 7 days and we print + install you on the real thing.

  • 03

    Get flushed later and your name still stays in the record forever.

The record

0 holders

0 holders

nobody has owned this yet. pay $1 and become line #1 forever.

Losing it never erases your line here. Taking it only adds one.

Post this bad decision

Proof

Installation pending

No install photo yet.

Nobody has held the toilet brush for seven straight days. When somebody does, we print their name, stick it on the real toilet brush, photograph it, and it appears here.

Completely made-up metrics

Parody, not measured data

None of the following are real analytics. They are jokes. We do not measure anything in this bathroom, and we would not tell you if we did.

Usage frequency
Low, and we intend to keep it that way
Emotional association
Complicated
Price
Reflects all of the above
The boring part ↓
  • Payment is final. Anyone can take this placement from you later by paying more, and being outbid does not entitle you to a refund.
  • If two people pay in the same moment, the first wins and the other is refunded in full, automatically.
  • No traffic, clicks or ROI is guaranteed. This is a novelty placement.
  • Every holder is kept on the public record, including you, after somebody takes it back.
  • You keep your trademark. We may remove content that is illegal, hateful, deceptive or adult. See the sponsorship terms.

Rarely used. Never forgotten. The cheapest possible way to put your company on permanent record in this bathroom.

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