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The Inner Throne

The view when the lid goes up. Seen by exactly one person at a time.

The underside of the raised lid and the rim itself — the surface nobody plans to look at, and everybody does, every single time. Fully hidden while the lid is down, which makes this the most exclusive placement in the room: zero visibility most of the day, then total visibility, directly overhead, with no possible way to look away.

Claim The Inner Throne

Price

$149

One-time payment. One sponsor. No bidding. No subscription.

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Before you pay

This is one exclusive Drop 001 placement — only nine will ever exist.
The moment your payment confirms, this spot is marked SOLD and is not offered to anyone else.
You are permanently recorded as its Founding Sponsor on ToiletSpace.lol.
No traffic, clicks or ROI of any kind is guaranteed. This is a novelty placement.
You keep your trademark. We may remove content that is illegal, hateful, deceptive or adult — see the sponsorship terms.

I understand this purchase is final once the spot is marked SOLD, that I become its permanent Founding Sponsor, and that no traffic or results are guaranteed.

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Placement metrics

Parody — not measured data

None of the following are real analytics. They are jokes. We do not measure anything in this bathroom, and we would not tell you if we did.

Visibility: Zero, until the lid goes up
Viewing angle: Directly overhead. No choice involved.
Audience size: Exactly one person, every time
Exclusivity: Hidden more than it is shown
Eye contact: Unavoidable

The Inner Throne — the real object this placement goes on — The real inner throne. This is where your logo goes.