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Wall Tile 01
One tile. That is the entire product.
A single square tile on the left-hand wall, roughly the size of a beer mat. Your logo gets printed, cut to the tile and stuck on it — the same treatment the expensive placements get, on the smallest surface in the room. It is the cheapest way to be permanently recorded in this bathroom.

5,237 people looked at this bathroom in the last 24 hours.
This one sells once, at its founding price, and never comes back on the market. There is no second chance on it.
Placement metrics
Parody — not measured dataNone of the following are real analytics. They are jokes. We do not measure anything in this bathroom, and we would not tell you if we did.
- Surface area
- One tile. Truly.
- Neighbours
- About forty identical tiles
- Chance of being noticed
- Non-zero
- Price per square centimetre
- Do not calculate this