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HeldSPOT 01 · DROP 001

The Throne

The seat itself. The main event.

Steal The Throne

Current holder

Claim-it

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Paid

$1

You pay

$2

One dollar more than Claim-it paid.
Yours until someone outbids you.

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Logo

PNG, JPG, WEBP, GIF or SVG. Up to 2 MB. Wide or odd shapes are fine - you pick the square that shows.

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Without one we show your brand name as text.

Claim-it has held this for 42d 4h - eligible for installation.

Held for

42d 4h

Eligible for installation

Steal it now and the seven days restart for you.

The Throne, the real object behind this spot
The real throne. This is where your name goes.Photographed, not rendered

real bathroom. real ownership. bad financial decision.

Your $2 gets you

  • 01

    You own The Throne immediately.

  • 02

    Survive 7 days and we print + install you on the real thing.

  • 03

    Get flushed later and your name still stays in the record forever.

The record

1 holder so far
  1. #1Claim-it$1Current holder

Losing it never erases your line here. Taking it only adds one.

Post this bad decision

Proof

Installation pending

No install photo yet.

Nobody has held the throne for seven straight days. When somebody does, we print their name, stick it on the real throne, photograph it, and it appears here.

Completely made-up metrics

Parody, not measured data

None of the following are real analytics. They are jokes. We do not measure anything in this bathroom, and we would not tell you if we did.

Average viewing distance
About 40 cm
Audience posture
Seated. Committed.
Ad blocker usage
0%
Session duration
Longer than your homepage
Bounce rate
Eventually
The boring part ↓
  • Payment is final. Anyone can take this placement from you later by paying more, and being outbid does not entitle you to a refund.
  • If two people pay in the same moment, the first wins and the other is refunded in full, automatically.
  • No traffic, clicks or ROI is guaranteed. This is a novelty placement.
  • Every holder is kept on the public record, including you, after somebody takes it back.
  • You keep your trademark. We may remove content that is illegal, hateful, deceptive or adult. See the sponsorship terms.

The single most looked-at surface in this building. Your logo goes where the decisions get made. It is a real seat, in a real bathroom, that a real person uses every day.

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