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Wall Tile 02

Its neighbour. Marginally better lit.

Take Wall Tile 02

Opening price

$1

Nobody holds this yet.
Yours until someone outbids you.

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The objective

Survive 7 days
→ we print you on the real wall tile 02.

Wall Tile 02, the real object behind this spot
The real wall tile 02. This is where your name goes.Photographed, not rendered

real bathroom. real ownership. bad financial decision.

Your $1 gets you

  • 01

    You own Wall Tile 02 immediately.

  • 02

    Survive 7 days and we print + install you on the real thing.

  • 03

    Get flushed later and your name still stays in the record forever.

The record

0 holders

0 holders

nobody has owned this yet. pay $1 and become line #1 forever.

Losing it never erases your line here. Taking it only adds one.

Post this bad decision

Proof

Installation pending

No install photo yet.

Nobody has held the wall tile 02 for seven straight days. When somebody does, we print their name, stick it on the real wall tile 02, photograph it, and it appears here.

Completely made-up metrics

Parody, not measured data

None of the following are real analytics. They are jokes. We do not measure anything in this bathroom, and we would not tell you if we did.

Surface area
Also one tile
Natural light
Some, briefly, in the morning
Rivalry
With exactly one other tile
Ad blocker usage
0%
The boring part ↓
  • Payment is final. Anyone can take this placement from you later by paying more, and being outbid does not entitle you to a refund.
  • If two people pay in the same moment, the first wins and the other is refunded in full, automatically.
  • No traffic, clicks or ROI is guaranteed. This is a novelty placement.
  • Every holder is kept on the public record, including you, after somebody takes it back.
  • You keep your trademark. We may remove content that is illegal, hateful, deceptive or adult. See the sponsorship terms.

The matching square on the right-hand wall, opposite Wall Tile 01. Same tile, same size, and it catches what little daylight comes through the window. There are exactly two of these and they will not be reissued.

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