Floor Tile 01
The lowest placement in the building.
The objective
Survive 7 days
→ we print you on the real floor tile 01.
real bathroom. real ownership. bad financial decision.
Your $1 gets you
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You own Floor Tile 01 immediately.
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Survive 7 days and we print + install you on the real thing.
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Get flushed later and your name still stays in the record forever.
The record
0 holders0 holders
nobody has owned this yet. pay $1 and become line #1 forever.
Losing it never erases your line here. Taking it only adds one.
Proof
Installation pendingNo install photo yet.
Nobody has held the floor tile 01 for seven straight days. When somebody does, we print their name, stick it on the real floor tile 01, photograph it, and it appears here.
Completely made-up metrics
Parody, not measured dataNone of the following are real analytics. They are jokes. We do not measure anything in this bathroom, and we would not tell you if we did.
- Viewing angle
- Downward
- Foot traffic
- Literal
- Decade of origin
- Confidently 1970s
- Entry price
- Joint-lowest on the site
The boring part ↓
- Payment is final. Anyone can take this placement from you later by paying more, and being outbid does not entitle you to a refund.
- If two people pay in the same moment, the first wins and the other is refunded in full, automatically.
- No traffic, clicks or ROI is guaranteed. This is a novelty placement.
- Every holder is kept on the public record, including you, after somebody takes it back.
- You keep your trademark. We may remove content that is illegal, hateful, deceptive or adult. See the sponsorship terms.
One square of the genuinely spectacular 1970s checkerboard floor. Nobody looks at it on purpose and everybody stands on it. Note that The Floor is also sold as a whole; this is one named tile within it, and both records stand independently.
Other bathroom spots
Every other placement in the room is takeable too. See the whole bathroom →