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Floor Tile 01

The lowest placement in the building.

One square of the genuinely spectacular 1970s checkerboard floor. Nobody looks at it on purpose and everybody stands on it. Note that The Floor is also sold as a whole; this is one named tile within it, and both records stand independently.

Floor Tile 01 — the real object this placement goes on — The real floor tile 01. This is where your logo goes.

5,240 people looked at this bathroom in the last 24 hours.

This one sells once, at its founding price, and never comes back on the market. There is no second chance on it.

Claim Floor Tile 01

Founding price

$19

One-time payment. One sponsor, ever.
No bidding. No subscription.

Sold once, kept forever · 3 of 3 spots left

What you get for $19

Your logo printed and physically stuck onto Floor Tile 01 — a real toilet, in a real room. Photographed, not rendered.
The proof photograph of your logo installed, published on this page for anyone to see.
Your name, link and tagline on Floor Tile 01 permanently — one sponsor, never resold, no renewal.
A numbered place in the loose tiles.

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Before you pay

Payment is final. The moment it confirms, this spot is SOLD and never offered to anyone else.
If two people pay in the same moment, the first wins and the other is refunded in full, automatically.
No traffic, clicks or ROI is guaranteed. This is a novelty placement.

The rest of the small print

You are permanently recorded as its Founding Sponsor on ToiletSpace.lol.
You keep your trademark. We may remove content that is illegal, hateful, deceptive or adult — see the sponsorship terms.

I understand this purchase is final once the spot is marked SOLD, that I become its permanent Founding Sponsor, and that no traffic or results are guaranteed.

Secure payment by Dodo Payments, our merchant of record. We never see your card details.

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Placement metrics

Parody — not measured data

None of the following are real analytics. They are jokes. We do not measure anything in this bathroom, and we would not tell you if we did.

Viewing angle: Downward
Foot traffic: Literal
Decade of origin: Confidently 1970s
Entry price: Joint-lowest on the site